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"Haha -- Why I’m Convinced Taylor Swift Might be Evil..."
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2011-08-17 06:10:22 UTC
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Haha -- Why I’m Convinced Taylor Swift Might be Evil...
By Johnnie at GentlemanREDUX -- 08/09/2011

Ok -- this is truly random, but by now I’m sure you all have seen this
video of Taylor...

[video - Taylor Swift Eminem's "Lose Yourself" ...]
It’s cute right?

Exactly -- almost TOO cute. Like obnoxiously so.

This is going to sound crazy, but my problem with Taylor is that I
can’t find any problems with Taylor. She’s so wholesome (like a
healthy meal or something) and seems entirely too innocent for her
age.

Lol -- life has taught me that it’s the "innocent" ones that you have
to watch.

Sometimes it’s not even because they’re bad really -- it’s just that
their unwillingness to "step down" a little bit makes them come off a
little high & mighty every now and then.

Growing up in my faith (Christian for those who didn’t know), I’d
always been taught that when the ultimate evil returned on this Earth
-- he wouldn’t be gruesome and horrifying -- but beautiful and
attractive to those of the world. Now I know that people have gotten
on characters in the past -- for example, some would make the same
assertions about Barack Obama -- but I don’t feel like it gets anymore
loveable than Taylor Swift. I used to suspect Justin Bieber -- but
too many people DON’T like that kid for it to be him. Taylor on the
other hand seems harmless...

Keyword -- seems.

And people could bring up a Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana comparison --
but I don’t think it’s valid. Fact is while she was a kid role model
on T.V. -- in real life she was involved in all types of crap. She
was a real person with some real missteps along the way to make her
seem more "human" -- Taylor on the other hand..?

I’m just saying -- it’s always the ones you suspect the least in the
movies. LOL -- why can’t I apply that theory in this context as well.

Everybody thinks she’s all innocent because of this...

[video - Kanye West ruins Taylor Swift's VMA moment 2009]
But I trust NO ONE!! Plus he helped out her career (just calling it
like I see it).

Ok -- ok -- while a part of me in the back of my mind really does
suspect that Taylor isn’t as sweet as her onstage persona would lead
one to believe, I can’t deny the girl’s talent in writing lyrics that
her fans seem to resonate with and apparently delivering great YouTube
moments like the one above and like this...

[video - Taylor Swifttalking about 'Super Bass' ...]
All of that admiration stuff aside -- I still can’t help but feel like
she’s a little too pristine to NOT be creepy.

What do you think? Does it make sense that OVERLY innocent people
creep me out? Do they creep you out? Could you see the ultimate evil
coming back as a pop star? Why or why not? If not Taylor -- who’s
your candidate for the resurrection of evil incarnate?

I’m just sayin’...

Peace and thanks for reading my random rant about Ms. Swift. Haha --
I hope her artistry continues -- I just want for her to get some
"real" in her life...
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Kris Baker
2011-08-17 17:35:32 UTC
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Here's why Taylor Swift is REALLY evil:


Rhiannon. So off-key that Stevie Nicks (who could sing the
song in her coffin) is thrown off -- and keeps giving Taylor
the fish-eye.

Kris

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